Good Poker Bluff
November 28, 2008 : Posted by admin
Sammy farha vs scotty nguyenPosted in: Poker Bluff
Hack governor of poker game. Million chips!
November 22, 2008 : Posted by admin
This tutorial shows you how to cheat during the poker games in the game Governor of Poker.
To hack your cash during the outside game, where you buy houses, watch my other movie!
Duration : 0:7:3
Posted in: Poker Games
Omar robs poker game
November 19, 2008 : Posted by admin
The Wire Season 4Posted in: Poker Games
MADtv - Stuart: Poker Game
November 16, 2008 : Posted by admin
Airing Station - Fox
Airing Date - May 22, 2004
Episode - #925
Cast -
Michael McDonald - Stuart Larkin
Paul Vogt - Harvey Muckenthaler
Keegan-Michael Key - Poler Player
Ike Barinholtz - Poker Player
Ron Pederson - Policeman
KEEGAN: Hey, is this where the poker game’s at?!
IKE: I hope you boys are ready to lose some money.
KEEGAN: I ain’t losin’ nothing, how ’bout you, Harvey?
HARVEY: Let’s just try and have some fun.
KEEGAN: You… you okay, buddy?
HARVEY: I’m fine. You guys want a beer?
IKE: I’m good for now.
KEEGAN: Maybe later.
HARVEY: I’m going to have another.
KEEGAN: Harvey? You okay? I’ve never seen you like this before. What’s wrong?
STUART: Hi, everyone!
HARVEY: Stuart? I thought you said you were going to stay upstairs. You promised you were going to go to bed.
STUART: Promises, like hearts, are meant to be broken.
IKE: Hey, Harvey. I didn’t know you had a kid.
HARVEY: I don’t. It’s this… kid from next door. His mother checked herself into rehab and I think I know why.
STUART: Mr. Muckenthaler, what are you whispering about?
HARVEY: Nothing.
STUART: My mom says that people who whisper are either sneaky or homosexual. Mmm, I think I’ll have some chips.
HARVEY: Stuart? The guys are here to play some poker. Why don’t you just go back up to bed, OK?
STUART: Umm…no!
HARVEY: Stuart! When you are a guest in my house, you’ll do as I say.
STUART: You’re funny!
HARVEY: I’m sorry about this, guys.
KEEGAN: It’s alright.
IKE: You know, Harvey. Maybe if you gave the kid some chips, he’d go upstairs and leave us alone.
HARVEY: He had two bags of chips before you showed up. I think he’s got a worm, or something, going on.
KEEGAN: Okay, uh-Uh, let me try here. Hey, Stuart. You want some?
STUART: Mm-hmm!
KEEGAN: You want some? You want some? Go get it boy, get it!
HARVEY: Well done, well done.
KEEGAN: I have a dog. So, how about some five-card draw? Huh?
HARVEY: Alright, alright, alright.
STUART: Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muck- Mr. Muckenthaler?
HARVEY: Yes, yeah?
STUART: Can I watch you play poker?
HARVEY: No. You got your chips. Now eat ‘em. And shut the up!
IKE: Aww, come on, Harvey! He’s a kid! Hey, Stuart. He didn’t mean to scare you.
STUART: I’m not crying because I’m scared, I’m crying because I’m in a stranger’s house, and my mom can’t say “no” to booze.
IKE: Oh, Stuart. Come on, come here, kid. Come here.
IKE: There you go. It’s okay, I’m not going to hurt you. Stuart, listen. I’ll tell you what: if you can behave yourself, you can watch us play poker. OK?
STUART: I don’t like conditions!
Stuart grabs the bowl of chips and returns to the couch.
IKE: I’m going to have a beer.
KEEGAN: I’m going to have a beer, right here, right now.
STUART: These chips are salty! Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muckenthaler? Mr. Muckenthaler?
HARVEY: WHAT?!!? What Stuart?
STUART: The phone’s ringing.
HARVEY: Well, you’re a big boy. Answer it.
STUART: Okay… o? Hi, mama! Eh, not much. Probably the same as you. Sittin’ around in my pajamas, drinking beer. She hung up.
Stuart gets up and walks over to the poker table. He begins to poke Ike.
STUART: Hey! Hey!
IKE: Hi!
STUART: Hey! You should be playing Crazy Eights, because you have three of them.
KEEGAN: No, no. That’s a do-over. That’s a do-over.
STUART: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
KEEGAN: Yes. What is it? What is it, son?
STUART: You’re black.
KEEGAN: Actually actually, I’m half-Black.
STUART: Then I’m only half-scared.
HARVEY: Racist.
IKE: Racist.
HARVEY: Stuart? Stuart? Are you drinking a beer?
STUART: Yes, it’s delicious! Hey, look! There’s a cop car outside.
POLICE OFFICER: Open up! Police!
IKE: Did you do something?
KEEGAN: I haven’t done anything.
HARVEY: o, officer. Is there any trouble?
POLICEMAN: Yeah, we got a report there was some underage drinking going on around here.
HARVEY: Uh…?
STUART: So what if there was, pig?
HARVEY: Shh, shh! Stuart, shush! Shush!
STUART: Hey…look what I can do!
HARVEY: Uh…he accidentally had a very, very small portion of one of my beers. It’s fine.
STUART: I’ve been drinking for two days, and he makes pot brownies that are primo.
HARVEY: Stuart, stop that! Stop that! Don’t you tattle on me.
POLICEMAN: Stop hitting him!
HARVEY: Everybody wants to! Everybody wants to!
KEEGAN & IKE: Harvey! Harvey!
POLICEMAN: Alright! I HAVE A WEAPON!
HARVEY: Fine.
POLICEMAN: Go. Come on, come on. Which one of you is gonna stay here with the kid?
KEEGAN & IKE: Not me!
POLICEMAN: Alright, let’s go. You take care of yourself, little man.
Duration : 0:7:26
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Poker Bluff Goes Wrong
November 13, 2008 : Posted by admin
perfect example of when bluffing goes wrongPosted in: Poker Bluff
Rules For Poker Game: Texas Holdem
November 13, 2008 : Posted by admin
Poker Hands Card Game known as texas holdem rules! This is instructional video. There are many forms of poker such as Chinese poker, Pai gow poker, omaha, razz, 7 card stud, Chicago, Poker Menteur (liar’s poker) and forms of blackjack and casino games are sometimes related to poker. But in my opinion by far the best poker game is no limit texas holdem
This is a video by Phil Gordon describing how to play poker, how the blinds work and the rules for the game of poker.
If you don’t know the hand strength of cards, or how the flop, turn, river, community cards
This video covers the fundimental “how to” instructional rules of the game. It does not cover the odds and probabilities, or any advance concepts, so for those of you that already know how to play the game, this video is not for you.
Duration : 0:3:46
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Poker hand rankings
November 10, 2008 : Posted by admin
Texas Holdem hand rankings with examplesPosted in: Poker Hands
Awesome Poker Bluff
November 10, 2008 : Posted by admin
varkonyi with an awesome bluff at the world championships in vegasPosted in: Poker Bluff
Britney’s Celebrity Poker Game
November 10, 2008 : Posted by admin
You asked for it. You got it. In this sketch, Britney invites her friends, Roger Clemens, Tom Cruise, Spencer Pratt, and Miley Cyrus over for a night of poker.
Duration : 0:6:48
Posted in: Poker Games
Texas Hold’em Poker - iTunes App Store
November 10, 2008 : Posted by admin
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This is a review of a new app from the iTunes App Store. Texas Hold’em brings you imitation gambling on the go, straight from your iPhone or iPod touch. Gorgeous user interface, excellent game play and easy to pick up and learn.
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Duration : 0:5:35
Posted in: Texas Hold em